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Jeff Foxworthy's
You Might Be A Redneck If... Game

Everyone’s heard of Jeff Foxworthy and his hilarious Redneck jokes. Now Patch Products brings his humor to the board game shelves.

You’re a Redneck! In Patch’s new game, you start in your trailer and go through town, collecting “Redneck” things like jerky and a hound dog to bring back home. If you’re the first Redneck to collect everything and return to your trailer, you win! On each turn you pick from three choices that correctly complete one of Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck jokes. Here’s a sample:

You Might Be A Redneck If…
You wash your car more often than you wash your ________.
   a) hair
   b) kids
   c) clothes

After you've entered your answers, click on the "See Answers" button at the bottom of the page to see how well you did!

(Answer to the joke: kids)


1. You Might Be A Redneck If ...
________ is an Elvis impersonator.

  1. Your dad
  2. Your wife
  3. Everyone in your family

Answer Number:


2. You Might Be A Redneck If ...
Your baby’s first words were “________.”

  1. Rack ‘em!
  2. Slim Jim
  3. What the *%@!!

Answer Number:


3. You Might Be A Redneck If ...
Anyone in your family has ________ lately.

  1. Repeated the fourth grade
  2. Taken a UFO ride
  3. Gone skinny dipping

Answer Number:


4. You Might Be A Redneck If ...
Your brothers convinced you that ________.

  1. You are an only child
  2. Your real dad is Mr. Goodwrench
  3. Grandma got run over by a reindeer

Answer Number:


5. You Might Be A Redneck If ...
All your kids have the middle name ________.

  1. Buford
  2. Lou
  3. Elvis

Answer Number:


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