Jeff Foxworthy's™ You Might Be a Redneck if...™ Game

Everyone’s heard of Jeff Foxworthy and his hilarious Redneck jokes. Nowhttp://patchproducts.cust.shopatron.com/img/Redneck_w_clues2.jpg
Patch Products brings his humor to the board game shelves.

You’re a Redneck! In Patch’s new game, you start in your trailer and go through
town, collecting “Redneck” things like jerky and a hound dog to bring back home.
If you’re the first Redneck to collect everything and return to your trailer, you win!
On each turn you pick from three choices that correctly complete one of
Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck jokes.

 

 

Please enter your answers in the spaces provided below and click on the
"Check Answers" button at the bottom of the page to see how well you did!

You Might Be A Redneck If ...
People driving behind you  _____________.


A. Turn around
B. Call 911
C. Become faint and dizzy

You Might Be A Redneck If ...
You and your father _______ .

A. Have 32 teeth between you
B. Have very similar fingerprints
C. Attend the same class reunion